well it’s not exactly how I wanted to prove my point but if it does the trick
if a guy said this to me i’d cry
if a girl said this to me i’d cry
if anyone said this to me i’d cry
I cry because nobody says this to me
i cry because i send this to myself
i cry because i’m too young
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Tom Hiddleston.
#i’m so sorry you’re trapped #on this elevator #oh dear# do you want my coat #my emergency tea #yes you can have the biscuits too #oh this must be so terrible for you #would you like seventy hugs #a couple of kisses maybe #oh God why are you dead?
age, gender, height, hair, body, whatever tbh but most importantly tell me what kind of things u like to do what are your passions
you better not be lying to us
No, Osric, your essay on why Mark Sheppard is your hero can not be made into a movie.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?